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Joke of the Day
"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."
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"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"
"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."
"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""
"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."
"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"
"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"
"Granny Porn Having a Granny Porn fetish must be awesome. The best days of you and your wife's sex life are always ahead of you."