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Joke of the Day

"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"

"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."

"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"

"*Stands in wood & sets self on fire* ""OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" I want to look hot on tinder."