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"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
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"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"
"If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society."
"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"
"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""
"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."
"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."