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Joke of the Day

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."

"I asked a chinese girl for her number And she said "" SEX SEX SEX! FREE SEX TONIGHT! I replied ""wow!"" Then, her friend said ""I'm sorry, she meant, 6663629."

"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."

"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"

"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."

"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."

"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."