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Joke of the Day

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV."

"Men are just like jokes The best ones are all dark."

"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."

"Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now."

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"If I died & went straight to hell it would probably take me 2 or 3 weeks before I realized I wasn't at work anymore."

"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."