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Joke of the Day
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."
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"I love when people misuse the word ""literally"". It literally makes me fart rainbows."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""
"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."
"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."
"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""
"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"
"I tried that whole ""if you love something, set it free"" thing but my kids are still here."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"