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Joke of the Day

"Reddit Gold"

"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."

"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."

"Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES"

"I always keep a google search for ""how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them"" open on my phone in case anyone steals it."

"I turned 18 today so the first thing I did was your mom"