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Joke of the Day
"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"
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"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."
"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"
"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."
"the real reason you shouldn't flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat"
"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""
"The 4 year old thinks a cat's tail is it's underwear because it covers the butthole. I can't really argue with that logic."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."
"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""