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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."

"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."

"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."

"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!"

"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'"

"Simba was going too slow, so I told him to Mufasa."