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Joke of the Day
"Simba was going too slow, so I told him to Mufasa."
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"I can odd. But I can't even."
"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him? BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*"
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."
"why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning."
"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""