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Joke of the Day
"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."
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"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."
"A man walks into a bar and yells, ""All Lawyers are assholes!"" Someone at the bar stands up and says, ""I take offense to that."" ""Why? Are you a lawyer?"" ""No. I'm an asshole."""
"A Valentine's Day Poem for your Sweetheart Roses are red, Violets are blue, For Valentine's Day, I would like to sodomize you."
"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."