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Joke of the Day

"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."

"What do you feed an autistic donkey? Ass burgers"

"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""

"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"

"When the police asked Bernie if he profited from stealing millions of dollars from his former clients he replied, ""What do you think i'm Madoff?"""

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"

"""My Ex is amazing in all ways. My Ex is smarter, more successful, and more attractive than I am."" - bumper sticker I put on my Ex's car"

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"

"So I walked into a pub with some of the lads... Oh wait hang on I don't have a social life."