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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people wear chains? Nostalgia"
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"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"
"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"
"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"
"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"
"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."
"How did the guy with a foot fetish ruin his date with an amputee? He got off on the wrong foot"
"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."
"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."