162004

Joke of the Day

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."

"Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good."""

"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."

"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"