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Joke of the Day

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? No one knows, he hasn't opened his presents yet."

"Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work."

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"

"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out."

"Where do American bees store their honey? In a USBee hive. ~Thank my ten year old for that one."