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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."
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"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
"I started cheating on my wife for better BDSM Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"
"Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself."
"how are women like a quantum computer? they are both turned on and off by you at the same time."
"How do you make anti-freeze? Take away her blanket."
"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."