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Joke of the Day
"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"
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"origin stories: spiderman: bitten by spider green hornet: bitten by green hornet gambit: bitten by a gam magneto: bitten by magnetic toe"
"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."
"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie... But he's never gonna give you Up!"
"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"
"I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face."
"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."