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Joke of the Day
"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."
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"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"
"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."
"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"