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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"What do you call a cow that had an abortion.... Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now."

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."

"Your ex-girlfriend has endorsed you on LinkedIn for ""Ignoring Glaring Personal Issues!"""

"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."

"What's the difference between bullets and people? Bullets don't miss Harambe. Rest in Peace brother."