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Joke of the Day

"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"

"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"

"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."

"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"

"[Shipwreck Diary] Day 29: worried I'm losing track of time Day 4: nope. I'm fine"

"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."