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Joke of the Day
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"
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"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."
"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."
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"""AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE! Oh good, now it is snowing"" - If I lived in a snow globe."
"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"