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Joke of the Day
"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
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"How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout."
"Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh it's all right. I know what's inside."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
"Procrastinators unite! tomorrow"
"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."
"If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I'm very skilled at shooting aliens this way"
"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."
"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""