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Joke of the Day
"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"
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"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"
"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"
"I have only ever completed 2 successful high-fives."
"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"
"The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit."
"I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora."
"Why is it bad for blind people to skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog"
"A man goes to the doctor He says, ""Doc, I got a problem. I take a huge shit every morning at 8."" The doctor asks, ""How is that a problem?"" The man says, ""I don't wake up until 10:30."""