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Joke of the Day

"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"

"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."

"Sorry for teaching your kids to yell ""STRANGER DANGER"" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL"

"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."

"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."

"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."

"My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping."