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Joke of the Day

"Sorry for teaching your kids to yell ""STRANGER DANGER"" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."

"Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money."

"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"How can you tell a man from a woman Well, there's not really a vas deferens"

"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."