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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"
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"Massive fall on Wall St today... Nope, wait, just Hillary fainting."
"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."
"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"
"Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!"
"The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you."
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"
"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"
"I walk around with a hockey bag filled with dildos & chihuahua's just in case Paris Hilton fires her assistant and is looking for a new one."
"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."