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Joke of the Day

"Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing."

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"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."
"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."
"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"
"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels."
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"