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Joke of the Day
"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."
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"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"My city has been putting in tons of toll booths. Yesterday I had to pay ten cents before they'd let me pass through an intersection! At least I was able to turn on a dime."
"Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?"
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company... We're not very good."
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."
"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."
"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."
"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"