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Joke of the Day

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"

"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""

"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"

"What do you call two Jews having sex? A Kosher pork"