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Joke of the Day

"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."

"<- sleeps well with others"

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"

"As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it."

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""