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Joke of the Day
"Everyone on Reddit is nosey.. See. I told you.."
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"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."
"Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they're constantly eating out!"
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."
"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."
"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""
"*hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. ""What's Updog?"" Not too much haha you? ""Robbing you"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irishman? None. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!"
"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"