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"While the worker was talking about computer parts he made my motherboard"
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"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
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"I could never learn the alphabet as a kid. problems with the x..."
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"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."
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"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."
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