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Joke of the Day
"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""
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"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
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"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
"How are women like rocks? You skip the flat ones."