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Joke of the Day

"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""

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"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
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"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life."
"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"
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"I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. Onions was always my favorite dog..."