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Joke of the Day
"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
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"What do you say to a naked pig? ""I never sausage a body."""
"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"
"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."
"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"
"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."
"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"
"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."