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Joke of the Day
"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."
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"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."
"Someone threw an egg at me, I wasn't able to dodge it. It was un-ovoid-able. =("
"Cucumbers are 95% water, Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers so I am 95% Jesus."
"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"Poodles are just angry clouds with legs."
"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."