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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
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"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
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"Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue ""it's what your mother calls me"". The little boy yells ""it's a fucking dick, DONT EAT IT!!"""
"Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out man."
"What rhymes with orange no it doesn't."
"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."
"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."
"The Sea A husband says to his wife: "" -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."" "" -That's really sweet!"" "" -No, you just make me sick."""