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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
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"Schrodinger's cat walk into a bar And then it didnt."
"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"ATTORNEY: my client would like to confess ME: i sell human organs on the black market JUDGE [who needs a kidney transplant]: tell me more"
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."