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Joke of the Day
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
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"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty."
"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"
"A woman called and said ""I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes."" I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said ""Yeah whatever."""
"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"