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Joke of the Day
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
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"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."
"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."
"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."
"While i was stealing my dad's laptop ""yank motherfucker!"" . . . ""awe, god damn it."""
"The teacher asks little Timmy why he brought his cat into school... and he replied, "" My daddy said to my mommy he's going to eat that pussy tonight!"""
"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."
"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."