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Joke of the Day
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
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"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."
"I'm in hiding from exercise. It's called the fitness protection program."
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."
"With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown"
"I have the best joke ever My life"
"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."
"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."