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"I will give you reddit gold if you dont read this."
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"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."
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"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."
"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""