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Joke of the Day

"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."

"Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman"

"[Getting waterboarded] ""Um, sir the subject isn't responding to interrogation, he's just getting bigger"" [Me, a sponge] ""MwahahaHAHAHAA"""

"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."

"This belongs on r/NoSleep Because will have no sleep doing their homework tonight."

"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"

"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."

"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."

"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."

"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"