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Joke of the Day

"Top 5 birth control methods 1. pills 2. hysterectomy 3. jean jackets 4. crocs 5. putting ketchup all over the fries instead of on the side"

"What do grammar nazis order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior"

"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."

"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid."

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"