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"My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that's about average considering she's 9"
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"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"
"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."
"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"
"You always agree with me and like what I say even if you don't believe me. What am I? An upvote"
"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""
"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."
"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."
"[during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"""
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"