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Joke of the Day

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."

"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"

"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo"

"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."

"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"An American and a German were playing ""Thumb War"" ""One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."" ""Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate."" ""Einz, zwei, drei, so do I."""