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Joke of the Day
"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."
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"They say that trains are full of weird people... ...but I don't think that's true. I've never met a weird person on a train, and I talk to *everyone.*"
"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."
"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants."
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."
"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."
"How do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her curtains."