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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"

"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."

"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."

"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."

"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."

"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."

"I don't understand why it's called a Chastity Belt. Everyone I know named Chastity is a stripper."

"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."

"I called my fishing boat ""Dubstep"" Because it's the only time i drop the bass."