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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."
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"Santa, Tooth Fairy, easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde.. are all around a $100 bill, who gets it? The dumb blonde, because the rest are all imaginary..."
"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""
"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."
"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."
"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."
"Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat"