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Joke of the Day

"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."

"I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging."

"So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell ""Hot potato"" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them"

"My graduation Speech ""I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."""

"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."

"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"

"What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!"

"Photons don't even matter."

"What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo."

"An open letter to the President of the United States. Dear Mr. President I know where you live."