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Joke of the Day

"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."

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"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"
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"What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common? They both want to make it rain."
"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."
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