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Joke of the Day

"Which lawyers are U2 fans? The pro bono ones"

"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"

"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"

"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."

"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"

"Just looked in my 8 yr old son's bedroom and I'm pretty sure it can't be ruled out that the Malaysian jet may be in there somewhere."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"

"Me: Go to bed 5-year-old: One more question Me: Fine 5: Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter? Me 5: Me: Get some coffee"

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"