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Joke of the Day

"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"

"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!"

"I was talking to a girl last night ... She was quite fat, but she had huuuuge tits. ""My eyes are up here"", I had to say, because she kept staring at the hamburger in my hand."

"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."

"Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood."

"What is a Pirates favorite letter. You think it be RRRRRRRR but it be the C!"

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"

"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."