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Joke of the Day
"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."
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"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."
"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"Why is a Christmas tree like a bridegroom? After the big day, its balls are the first thing to come off."
"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."
"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."
"3 Best Uses for Oven Timers: 1. Remind you of beer in the freezer 2. Pizza rolls 3. Notify guests when their time's up & they should leave"
"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."