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Joke of the Day

"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."

"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."

"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""

"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."

"why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers"

"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."

"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""Give it to me!"" She yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."