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Joke of the Day
"Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137."
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"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"
"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."
"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"
"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian? A Caribou"
"She:Hey,Whats up? Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'? M:Nutshells. S:Really?Fine.What's poppin? M:Corn. *Blocked*"