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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
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"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"
"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"
"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."
"Two necrophiliacs are having lunch together. One asks the other ""so how's your love life?"" His friend replies ""not so good, that rotten cunt split on me"""
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry."